There are 500 bricks on a plane and one falls off how many bricks are left?
A:499
What are the three steps to putting a elephant in a fridge?
A:open door, put elephant in, close door.
What are the four steps to putting the giraffe in the fridge?
A:open door, take elephant out,put giraffe in, close door.
The lion king is having a birthday party and all the animals came but one.Who is the animal and why?
A:Giraffe, he is stuck in a fridge
Sally wants to cross a alligator infested river. there is no bridge so she has to swim over. she survives why?
A:the alligators are at the party.
She dies anyway. Why?
A:she got hit in the head with a flying brick!
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