When I was like 8, I almost died. I was in my house. I was super fat & wanted ice cream. So I went down stairs. Then, I saw it. The biggest motherfrickfracking spider ever. It was huge. I hadn't eaten for five minutes, so I was STARVING. I walked to the fridge, but the spIDER MOVED!!!! I screamed and ran all over the place. I even fell up the stairs. I told my mom and she freaked out too. I went to show it to her, but it was gone. OHMYGOD. then, I saw it. But when I got closer I realized it was fluff. The end.
