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1. You mammas so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed
2. Yo mammas so ugly when she went into the haunted house she came out with a job application
3. Yo mammas so ugly that her husband takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
4. Yo mammas so ugly hello kitty said good bye
5. Yo mammas so ugly one direction went the other direction
6. Yo mammas so ugly when she walked into a scaring competition they said sorry no professionals
7. Yo mammas so poor the ducks throw bread at her
8. Yo mammas so big when she asked for a water bed she chucked a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean
9. Yo mammas so Fat when she walked out of maccas she couldn't fit through the door
10. Yo mammas so ugly when she walked into the pet shop the pets all fainted from discuss
11. Yo mammas so stupid she got hit by a parked car
12. Yo mammas so stupid she got locked in a mattress shop and slept on the floor
13. Yo mammas so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real
14. Yo mammas so fat her belly button arrives home 15 minuets before her
15. Yo mammas so stupid when I said drinks on me she put beer on my head
16. Yo mammas so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry
17. Yo mammas so stupid she brought tickets to see xbox live
18. Yo mamma left her keys in the car one day and she went into the shop to get some food and the man at the Checkout said why did you leave your keys in the car someone will steal your car she said don't worry I got a set of spare keys In the glove box
19. Yo mamma is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and staved to death
20. Yo mammas so old she new buger king when it was a prince
21. Yo mammas so fat when she wore high heels they turned into flip flops
22. Yo mammas so fat she sat on a iPhone and it turned into and iPad
23. Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof
24. Yo momma so fat she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight
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