I Want To Have Shrex with You

The first encounter with my hero.

It was 6am, I heard a loud knock on my bedroom door. Tired and annoyed I slowly managed to pick myself up from under the duvet and stumble to the door, I opened it to be astonished by the one and only shrek himself. Surprised, I let him in my room as he explained his undying love for anal.
As he was explaining his expression I could not read for it was a canvas of different emotions
When he finished talking he looked me dead in the eye, with his beautiful swamp eyes that you could see every shade of shit in.
He stared me up and down for a second to get closer to me, tension grew, my heart was pounding right through my chest when all of a sudden his sweet green lips were pressed against mine and next thing you know we were intertwining in a passionate world of love for anal
He pinned me against a wall, his mighty green fists pushing on my wrists, my heartbeat was beating through my neck, but I kind of enjoyed it, he managed to pull his swamp lips away from mine and whispered in my ear "it'll all be ogre soon"
I let out a tiny gasp to be interrupted by another breathtaking kiss as he quickly but gently pushed me onto the bed, he then turned me so that I was on his stomach because he didn't want me to die.
Minutes later I find myself on my bed, ass in the air, in a venerable position to say the least. I felt my dead relatives watching as I heard shrek moan "that'll do donkey, that'll do" and before I knew it his humongous dingle dangle was destroying my asshole.
It felt like centuries later *insert fob* but my asshole was bleeding, I however, couldn't make a sound. I was in pain. I don't think I'd ever be able to sit down again. But shrek wouldn't stop, begging me to call him the swamp monster was the best part, but soon I wanted to get some action myself, horny and desperate I grabbed his fat bagangle and moved my hand around it. Shrek moans and shouts "keep tickling my swamp stick, I'm about to shoot my mud" as he let's out a mighty roar and I moan loudly, enjoying myself probably way more than I should but who can resist when there's a handsome man fucking you. (I swear at that moment he was so deep inside me that I could see Jesus)
Soon me and shrek met our climax, sweating and moaning shrek let out the mightiest roar as he shot his mud in my asshole claiming me the swamp princess, he slowly got out of me as he realised my asshole was bleeding like someones vagina when they're on their period. But shrek being the handly man he is came prepared. With a shrek buttplug which said "mine" on it, he cleaned my ass and inserted the butt plug in my desperate dark hole and kissed me on the forehead. "I love you" he tells me in a soft soothing voice. "I love you too" I say back, glad that shrek is my one and only. I hug him as we both slowly fall asleep in eachothers arms.