"You knw when evrythn thing in your lyf seems disastrous (even family) well diz is my story my name is aeon cole "ironic ryt" i am the fifth born in the family of eight my mum freda and dad cole couldnt stop at me ? If you knw wat i am sayn ;-) i have THE MOST DESASTROUS LYF you could imagine for a teenager especially one who is plump and is socially awkward " well here goes dis is how my life WAS
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AOEN'S pov
"MUM" ? I called frm upstairs in ma room "ma jeans wont fit "
" aeon hunny go get another one " she called to me "if i didn't think of that i wouldn't have called you " i whispered even though i knew she couldnt hear me or so i thought " heard that " she yelled from down stairs , i chuckled remembering how many times my mum has caught me like that but this time i was sure i whispered "no you didnt " she yelled from down stairs lol i forgot to tell you i speak out my thoughts sometimes. Well today is the first day in semi senior year at RABZ high were sluts ,hoes , whores , dorks , nerds , jocks etc livehappily in one wonderful kingdom (note the sarcasm ) " aeon hunny get down here before i get up there and bring you down myself " mum yelled and heard laughs which mean my siblings are already down . Did i mention my family love to torment me and when my mum says hunny afta your name its just to soften the blow "coming mum " i yelled even though i wasnt dressd yet so i grab my purple top wore my purple leggins put on shallow make-up and got my purple bag ( did i mention i am obsessd with purple ) and went downstairs were i saw the whole family my dad Cole , may snr bro Andre ,afta him Ray followed by Aaron then Alexis then moi ( which is me you do knw i am listing orderly ryt ) then Lorraine who we call lorra then Samanta and last but not least annoying Nasasha " well are you goin to seat and eat or are you goin to stare at us forever" nasasha says, do you see wat i mean by annoying " ok " i say " let me get a sandwich then we will go " "aeon " mum says , i turn to look at her "yh?""aaron's giving you a ride" " but mum all he does is fart through out the ride " i state " if you dnt want a ride just walk atleast you slim down that way " he mocks and i scowl angrily " you heard him mum i walk " " bye " i yell as i start off to school i get der 5 minutes earli bcux of my bestie hux car stoppd ryt infront of my house ryt before i left "bay ? Wait for me " i yell afta she goes of without saying a word as i reach her " why were you running off ?" I ask " i saw jay " ohhh nw i undastand jay is bay's boyfrend they slept together the day before yesterday and now she's avoiding him " so you 're still avoiding him ? " i ask "i cant face him afta we slept together he just left as i was asleep " she palmed herself in the face " wat bout if i wasn't good enough do you knw how that feels? " i seriousli dont because am a virgin" ofcourse " i say before i could say anything " bay ? " a very farmiliar voice says we both turn and jay 's staring at us i think he heard everything " jay how long have you been standing there " i ask jay who is also my bestfriend he and bay started dating last year afta all the bickering saying they dont like each other but i did my magic and brought them together and by that i mean i locked them in the janitors closet till dey started dating which was 2 hours 5 minutes 2secs " not long but bay is that what you think it was the bestsex i have ever had " he says . I twist my face in disgust " ok no need for details " i say and they both laughd before anybody could say a word the bell rang we said our good bye's and left for class . First period was mr mike our music teacher who is known as the school 's perverted teacher , as i go in "miss cole your late so come to the front "he says with a smirk which i thought was disgusting " thank god i am putting on leggins " i mutter under my breath. Music class went as boring as ever, followed by computer which was even worst because i was continuosly mock of my weight its tym for lunch i start moving to the cafetaria as i enter i see my two bestie siting on our normal table then i go to collect my lunch on my way to the table i trip afta somebody set's a foot for me and i spill my food on no other than my crush who is a (JJc) a newbie but is already seriously popular " Damien ?" " what the fuck" was all i head frm him before i felt a cold liquid down my body as i turn i saw no other the demon called stacey whom was my bestie before she became popular and turned to my ( pb) personal bully ( ironic ) all i heard was laughter and a pair of arms around me i couldn 't see it was blur ( whose arm am i in )
