What To Do When Writer's Block Strikes

It Was Meant To Be An I-Search Paper

It started with a google search. I needed to switch words around and simplify as well as drag out questions. I initially thought google would work alone with basic terms, but alas, it wasn't all too useful. The use of keywords on sites such as instagrok proved to help immensely. I found that the best resources had listed authors and their own resources. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUdgesicle goddamn it righters block release me from your deadly grasp of failure ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge stahp right this moment before I blow and it all goes down the drain oh look all my hoped and dreams , please come back, I need you, what do? What do when world breaks down on you? Do cry? Do stand tall? Do laugh? Do set fire? Do punch? Do jump out window? Fffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu where's the work?!? What the fudge am I doing? I need to scream, but this I s a library. No scream or I die. Maybe that's a good thing. Non of this shit. Seriously though, check out this writers block. The discoveries oh god the discoveries. How do I sugar coat nothing? Memory is better with emotion so that's why I can't remember anything important. You know what's emotional? Crushes. That's why they're always in the back of your mind. Mostly the front though. Al of that emotion crap. Its bullshrimp. But by becoming emotionless you are putting a hindrance in your learning. If everyone exploded, that would be an event to remember. So easy to remember, how all your worries go down in flames. You're going to remember this because it's an emotional rollarcoaster. Swearing is an emotional thing, it happens when you're feeling something. I feel dead inside, ffffffffffffudgeadoodledoo. Bam, new memory. That time I died in class, tell that to some grandkids. One day I died, just like how we'll all die. Nopety nope, this is death day. You know that felling where you wouldn't mind just exiting the universe for a day? Damn, this is a period wasted, I realize that thanks brain. Wowza already 340 words. This paragraph was supposed to be about 125 . 352, I think this is the longest I've consecutively written things wait no that's 550 or something. Go me! This is easy I just did this the whole time the real winner would be me. Hahaha, me the winner that's a real laugh. I should totally be a comedian. They don't need to do isearch papers, and they help people, just like lifeguards and psychologists. They make you laugh and smile, laughter is the best medicine. When was the last time I laughed. Here's a laugh for you, one day there was a penguin who died. Why didn't you laugh, that is goddamn hilarious content right there that is great. They should make that a true comedy movie. Yes. This is mr penguin, he has a great life, he dies in a fire, this is a world wide fire, someone set the world on fire, how is the ocean in fire mr penguin asks before he dies, someone filled the whole ocean with gasoline, he never gets to know that though, he dies really early in one of the launching explosions, I set the world on fire, poor mr penguin, don't worry, I wont kill your family, they made it to a safe place, they left you when they left, you died alone, mrs penguin was having an affair, mr platypus is a bad man, he died too so its fine, mrs penguin should also die, but you wouldn't want that even if you knew, so she can live, your penguin babies will not be orphans in this cruel fiery wasteland. I'm sorry I set the world on fire, I didn't mean it, except I did and the fire makes me happy, no more worries, no more sadness, no more late assignments or stressful times, no more writers block because I can write about what ever I want, its like a utopia, with all the chicken nuggets I want, I really want some goddamn chicken nuggets, feed me. What a comedy, id watch that. Especially the chicken nugget part, except I wouldn't because id just want them more. I really want chicken nuggets. work time ok here we go... Something that I found surprising was the fact that there's hardly anything memorable or important, that and the fact that I'm now realizing I don't even care about that topic. What a good one. The whole paper has to be 600 to 900 words, I've written 758 now. 760 761 762 763 bam this is a good paper, what if I handed this in? would I get any marks? This is brilliant, this should get me a 100. I'm a little sad seeing as the periods almost over and this will al be homework, but its ok because I'll still be a true loser and do this again at home. Most likely. Or how about I design a book cover? That sounds like even better procrastination. I should put this on wattpad. If I do, hey everyone! how are you enjoying this massive failure of a paper? I haven't posted anything in forever. Have I deleted my book yet? Probably not, I should though. Or not. It takes extra work so I'll leave it.

The end

A/N-Wow, so there's my first slightly edited work of art.  I'm so glad I decided to make that book cover.  I'll hopefully see you soon.  Or I guess that would be a bad thing?  I don't know.