What the Flip..... Naru what?!

Chapter 1

I sighed as I stared out the window of my English class. We lived in Japan not America why did we need to learn this, and besides I already no English. I just hope that there is a new episode of Naruto on when I get home, if not I was seriously going to kill somebody.

"Tatsu Hisa pay attention!" My teacher yelled at me. Ugh. I hated this class and my teacher. "Now since I have your attention you can answer what you think was going through Shakespeare's mind when he wrote this piece."

"But Mr. Tatsuzumi I don't think she'll ever figure it out. I mean come on have you seen her she pratically screams stupid." said the most popular girl in school, the girl I hated the most Sakura Satsuki.

"Oi fatass nobody asked you!" I glared at her.

"Tatsu I thought I warned you about your language don't make me tell you again." my teacher glared at me, but I was looking at the clock just a little bit longer. Then I can go home. I could tell he wanted me to answer the question. I glared at him you could practically see me daring him to ask him again.

Mr. Tatsuzumi opened his mouth to say something when the bell rang. With any luck I would never have to go to school again. Maybe I should pray to Kami or God or Budda or whoever would listen to me to leave here. I had no parents. My parents died in a car wreak two years ago leaving me alone of course the world was mourning their loss because they were really wealthy and hired the best models. The bell finally rang and I shot up.

"Yes! I'm outta here you mother fuckers!" I ran out of the classroom and started out of the building ignoring the calls of my teacher.

I ran to my house and stopped. What was the door doing open? I thought I had locked it in fact I know I did. I walked through the door carefully and stopped when I heard voices.

"Dude this place is loaded. Stupid little princess should live here all by herself, I mean what's she going to do with this diamond neckless. "

"Yeah I know but that's not what we're looking for. Remember it's a blue heart if we get that we could get millions."

I froze they were after mothers neckless. I touched it and turned. However, in the process I knocked a vase.

"What was that?"

The next thing I know I'm running for my life trying to get away from these men. I heard something go off and a stinging sensation ran through my shoulder. Shit they had guns. I stumbled around getting weak from blood loss. I fell on the ground and saw their shoes. It's a good thing my neckless is under the collar of my shirt so it wasn't visible or they would kill me after they took it........ Of course something tells me they're going to kill me anyway.

"Hehe we finally caught up to you." One of the men said crouching by my side. Even shot I wasn't going to give up just yet.

I struggled to get up as the men laughed at me. Is it a bad thing to curse at the people with guns? Oh well I don't really have much here anyways and these people were really starting to annoy the hell out of me.

"A long time ago in an alleyway far far way. There were two idiot's with guns that should get lost." I said not even caring anymore.

"That didn't even rhyme." One of them said the other just stayed silent. Good I was already pissed off today.

"It wasn't meant to dumbass. Jeez would you like leave so I could go to a hospital now." I said still glaring at them. They looked at each other like they never had this happen to them before, and they probably didn't. However, I don't like following the rules which meant I wasn't going to just lye here and wait for them to kill me.

"Seriously 13 year old girl bleeding to death here," they just raised an eyebrow at me, "You know if you two were actually human you would help me to the hospital oh well I guess aliens do exist."

"Oi now you listen up! We're not aliens but we are looking for this diamond that is rumored to hold magical powers." I think I well called him idiot number one, idiot number two was now yelling at him to shut up.

"Hey are you like going to do something, everyone knows that I can't pay attention for long." I said hoping this would put them off.

"We will when you tell us about the diamond."

"There's a diamond?" I gasped.

"Yes tell us where it is."

"Well stupid everyone knows you get diamonds at jewerly stores, and they call me stupid I guess they never met you."

I could see the irk marks, maybe if I continue they might get mad enough to leave me alone so I could get patched up, or they could just kill me. That would be just dandy and all I wanted to do was watch Naruto...... wait they're keeping me from my show!!!!! I was pissed no one keeps me from my show.

"Oi move it your making me late for a show, and everyone in this city knows that a mistake." I said as my voice turned to ice. No really everyone did. Even when mom and dad were alive and dragged me along to all their stores everyone made sure my show was playing...... Sad I don't think so.

"H- hey um boss are her eyes supposed to be turning that color?"

"No kill her and get it over with."

Before I could do anything I felt a stinging pain in my chest and everything went dark.

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I woke up in a room. Hm there were a lot of those in a city. Oh well maybe the to idiots moved me here thinking I was dead. Yay! Now I can go to the hospital. I heard a cough behind me and saw a bunch of jounin and the hokage all staring at me. I looked around and saw that I was in the Hokage's office. I screamed.

"Holy shit! what did you sick mother fuckers do to me and why are you all dressed like that. No body told me there was a comic con going on......... Aw at least let me have a head band....... Wait wasn't I like dead two seconds ago......." I trailed off as I blacked out again. Damn I really wanted to know what was going on.
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Well that's interesting. I don't own Naruto. If I did Naruto would be Hokage, Sasuke would be dead and Itachi would be my husband. Oh and please comment:)