Heyyy you, yes you. I know why your here and you've come to the perfect spot. This book will be the perfect guide to all your everyday troubles. Got Thots?....*ZAP* solved. Boy problems? *Snap of fingers* SOLVED.
I gotta warn you before you go any farther though and that is to take an oath. Now i know your thinking "what the hell am I gonna look like takin an oath for, just start the damn book!?" But no, this is an important part of becoming a boss ass bitch. For maximum bossness take the bitch code it will take you up there to that level, I promise. Now repeat after me hun....
IN THIS MIGHTY CODE, I WILL DO THE BEST IN MY ABILITY TO BECOME A TRUELY BETTER PERSON.
I WILL "NEVER" EVER BE CRUEL FOR TRUE BOSS ASS BITCHES ARE KIND HEARTED AND UNDERSTANDING.
I WILL ALWAYS HAVE AN OPEN MIND TOWARDS NEW IDEAS, AND USE MY BOSSNESS FOR "GOOD ONLY".
WITH THE GREAT LLAMA KING GUIDING MY ACTIONS, I WILL NOW BE ON MY JOURNEY TO BE A BOSS ASS BITCH......
"POOOTATTTOOOOOO"
Great! Now you're one step closer to becoming a boss ass bitch. I will try to update as soon as possible but.... *Sigh* "Lè life" calls meh sometimes buttttt don't worry girl i got you. After your done with this your gonna look back and think. . . . Wow i am Beautiful and worth it and awesome. And finally you will say I am a boss ass bitch.... Anyways thank you for taking the time to better yourself, this is going to be a journey for me too so WERE IN THIS TOGETHER DON'T GIVE UP ON ME!?! Thank you soooo much. TOODLES TILL NEXT TIME. Kisses for everyone *mwah* mwah* byeee!
P.S don't be afraid to tell me what's up. We're all in this together (highschool musical) but if you want help on here just dm me and we'll figure it out. ~llp
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HOW TO BE A BOSS ASS BITCH
ChickLitHave you ever been a situation where its just too much to handle? People taking advantage of you? Insecure? Unhappy? Well this book will help you with all of that and more....the perfect guide on how to be a boss ass bitch!
