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(Y - You , F - Yo Friend , N - Neighbor , O - Other Characters)

okay so you a your friend are playing Xbox and y'all like,

Y - MUTHAFOOKER STAPH KILLING MEH!

then he is like,

F - Nope this is GTA 5 online. No one survives.

then you die like a million times and you smack him wit a controller, then you tell him to,

Y - GET OUT MAH DAMN HOUSE

then you ma is like,

M - YALL MUTHAFUCKERS CALM DOWN!

den you rush up stairs and smack yo mom wit a controller. den she got knocked out. then suddenly she wakes up and gets her belt and starts whack you wit it.

luckily you get to your room and notice this HOOTTTT girl and you are like,

Y - 😱😮😍😍

she saw you and she was like

N - who tf is that nigga....... 😕😐😕

then you were so heartbroken
you were like
Y - 😢😱😩😩😖😭 💔💔💔💔

then once you snuck in her house and had sex with her and made 10 babies than filed an abortion. then y'all broke up and you repopulated the world 800000000000 times and now you're an official fuck boy.

The end.

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