Homestuck x Reader One-Shots

Movie Night <3 (John x Reader)

You are walking over to John's house. You two have been friends for quite a while and spend a lot of time together. In all of that time spent together you have acquired a little crush on your movie-loving friend. Anyway let us talk about why you are going to his house, he has invited you to come over and watch a movie with him. And in knowing John for so long you know it will be Little Monsters or some other movie starring the Nick Cage himself. The more you think about it the more you know it will be the one with the bunny sense that he ever so loves more than anything else. 

Oh gosh in all that time thinking you are already at his house and of course you do not ring the doorbell, what kind of friend you be ringing the damn thing. That would be like you buying ice cream but instead of paying wish just a one dollar bill, you give the poor man one dollar in pennies. Such an unnecessary and stupid thing to do. You are not just some mediocre friend who does fricking back flips off the handle over these stupid door-motherfunking-bells. NO! You are the friend who knows John so well tha- 

Walk through the damn door already. 

After spending almost a whole 3 minutes thinking about whatever fuck that was, you just barge in his house squawking like a bird. Even tho this is outrageously stupid you do anyway and in the process scare John so bad he throws the harleyquinn doll at you. You dodge the attack and rampage through the fridge. You grab a drink for you and John and walk over calmly saying Hello while doing this weird thing with your eyebrows. 

"Why the crap did you just squawk in my house." John says eyeing one of the sodas. 

You give him the soda and respond by saying "I don't really know. I just felt like I had to do that or this day would curl up and go to shit." 

John gladly takes the soda and takes a sip. He pats the seat on the couch next to him motioning you to come sit. You gladly take this offer and you do so without doing anything unordinary. You look at the screen and what do you see? You see the king of dirty man tanks and giving bunnies to little girls and going on adventures around museums and shit... 

NICK 

MOTHER-

FUCKING

CAGE

That's it man you are so close to flipping all your shit at once and in a very sloppy mess everything will come exploding because of all the mother fuck shit you sent flying off the goddamn build. DAMN WHAT THE FUCK. You knew this was bound to happen but.......... There is nothing else to do but facepalm. You John laughing. Looking you you chose to just focus on the movie and try not to think about John's laugh it was so kawaii. Oh gosh you're thinking about his laugh. 

You are suddenly cold and shiver a little. That's when you feel an arm wrap around you and pull you closer. You start to steal the warmth emitting from John's glorious body. You blush a little while you put your head on his shoulder. 

"H-Hey, (Y/N)?" John says nervously. You feel him tense a little bit. 

"Yeah, John." You reply and look up at John to find him blushing a little. 

"W-Well you see I um..... I like you and I was umm wondering if-" He was cut off by you giving a kiss on his lips. He gives you that goofy lopsided smile and kisses you on the forehead. 

"I'm taking that as a yes." He says and you snuggle into him and continue watching the movie.

THE END