I used to be a girl.
Well , I "am" a girl , but other people don't think the same way.
It all started when i cut my hair.I already had a handsome face , but my hair helped me be identified as a girly girl.
Then , I got bored if my shoulder length hair with blond highlights , and decided to cut it over my ears , and color my fringe green.
Im still fabulous tho.
I am quite popular with the girls , but I want a guy to notice me . Actually, I don't want a guy to notice me , but EVERY single male specimen in the world .
Right now , I am alone.
I don't have girl friends because they all think i am a boy , the guys think I'm weird because i smell their hair when they look away (they smell like dog poop),and my imaginary friends abandoned me a long time ago.
My only friend is my goat , Kozlov ,I called him Kozlov because of I'm not creative, at all.Just kidding , of course I am creative. I am fabulous!
My school is boring , thats why I did what i did . That's why i got rid of my hair.If they accept me at Ducksuck academy , I'll probably be able to fall in love , and there must be at least one guy that smells like strawberry shampoo.
Maybe , I will finally fit in , and I can even look for a gay guy that thinks I'm a boy and falls for me.
Maybe , everything will go my way.
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The Meaning of My Hair
HumorChop chop My hair is gone . Green are my ends. I love my hair. But a sacrifice I had to make. Yeah , how about no? My hair used to be so beautiful. But in order to make my dream come true , well.. I had to go to some extents. Ducksuck academy is whe...
