A: Hallo! I'm Austin
S: More like egotastic idiot.
A: Shut up Sebastian, bloody Icelandic freak.
S: To me you're the freak, Iceland is the superior country of this world.
A: Really? What about the USA,
Germany, China, Russia and the UK.
S: We have a ritual that summons Cthulhu during fishing wars with the UK.
A: Wait what the fuck!? WHAT!?
S: Iceland is a very dangerous place for normal humans. We don't have a military because we're too busy trying not to die. Plus someone released Saber Tooth Tigers on the island.
A: What... How is that even possible!?
S: Probably because Iceland is surrounded by around a million space-time rifts that transport creatures from our imagination on to the Island.
A: 0-0, okay then... Well remind me not to go to Iceland.
S: Also the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, and the Polar shifts don't help.
A: Your country is genocide waiting to happen.
S: You know funny thing is we invented the term genocide long before that other person did.
A: Of course you did....Anyways goodbye folks!
S: NO Wait i'm no-*austin puts a hand over his mouth*
Aftermath:
A: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT ICELAND WAS BASICALLY ALL OF OUR WORST NIGHTMARES COMBINED!
S: It ain't to bad, I mean as long as your not a complete wimp.
A: And what if you are a wimp?
S: You die. Plus you don't get cookies from Cthulhu.
A: Cookies? Really? WAIT DID YOU SAY CTHULHU!?
S: Yeah he makes really good cookies. Also if we bring a sacrificial lamb, goat or sheep, he will give us good harvest, and protection from the great 51 headed dragon Xypölöpān.
A: .................... I don't even know anymore... I'm just going to leave...
S: *eyes glow black* Cthulhu wants you Austin, come and join us.
A: NOPE GOODBYE!!! *runs to Mars*
Next time: Fishing the Kraken!?
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HumorTwo brothers are separated at birth Austin & Sebastian. Austin goes to Germany while Sebastian stays in his homeland of Iceland. They both grow up, Austin becoming a long brown haired, deep brown eyes, with tannish skin. While Sebastian gets really...
