Anime Prank Calls!!!

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Cayden:Hello again lovely people of the internet ^.^

Hunter:hi everyone!!! *waving like crazy*

Cayden:so today we are prank calling...Drum roll please!

Lance:*drum rolls*

Cayden:Zero!!!

Hunter:yay!!!

Cayden:lets do this shiz! *dials Zero's number*

Zero:Who is this?

Cayden:I'm Lucas from the cat center and I was just calling to conferm your order of 350 cats.

Zero:I didn't order any cats.

Cayden:No no no it says right here you got an order of 350 cats.

Zero:I didn't buy any gosh dang cats baka!! I hate cats!

Hunter:How could you hate cats!!! You monster!!

Zero:you people are crazy!

Hunter:*irish accent* ello there how are you I hear you like chicken nuggets and cake.

Cayden:*british accent* yes I do recall hearing that.

Zero:What the heck?!?!? No! I like tomato soup dammit!

Hunter:*same accent*no no soup only cake and chicken nuggets.

Zero:No! What happened to the cat person?!?!

Cayden:*same accent*I killed that stupid California kid.

Hunter:*still same accent* yup he was annoying.

Zero:wha.....?!?!??

Cayden:*German accent* Bob! Why'd you break up with me!!*fake sobs*

Hunter:*german accent*yeah how'd you do that to him! When you have a kid together!!

Zero:No!!! I'm not with anyone! And I'm not gay!!!

Cayden:*fake sobs*

Hunter:*accent yelling into the phone* Don't lie Zero Kiryu!!!! I know where you live and will hunt you down and castrate yo ass!!!!

Zero:I'm not lying and how do you know my last name and where I live?!?!?!

Cayden:*Kaname voice* because I stalk you in your sleep

Zero:Kaname?!?!

Cayden:*Aido voice*no I'm not Kaname~sama

Zero:Aido??

Hunter:*Yuki voice*no silly!

Zero:Yuki!

Cayden:haha no

Zero:cat dude umm Lucas?!?! I thought those people killed you!

Hunter:no I'm no Lucas. Who are you?

Zero:I'm Zero who are you?

Hunter:I'm person and I have the condoms you ordered

Zero:I didn't order condoms!!!!!!

Hunter:not even these cherry ones?

Zero:no!

Hunter:weird they are all outside your room

Zero:What?!?!*runs outside his room*you lier!!

Hunter:yup ^.^

Zero:*hangs up*

*phone beeping*

Hunter:hello? Hello Zero person?

Cayden:he hung up.

Hunter:oh.. One second *calls back*

Zero:hello?

Hunter:Jerk! *hangs up* there.

Cayden:*laughing* that was an awsome one!

Hunter:heck yeah! We pros ^.^

Cayden:well peaceskies peoples*waves*

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                       ~Cayden ^.^