Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hilarious ."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
So in the 49th Super Bowl Katy Perry had a lion for her lion roar song thing and that is the only lion too make it too the Super Bowl.
So this one time this one time this one time this one time this one time a kid named Brady snuck up behind me and yelled,"Porcupine Scout Cheese!" It was the weirdest time in my life.
Q: How do you cut a wave in half?
A: Use a sea saw.
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