Mean girls go to collage. Book 1

Mean girls go to college

I was going to the front door. Saint the college I was going to. I walk in, and I was amazed there was a water fountain, and gold angel carvings up on the walls. I walk in a little farther then I saw the "Queen of Mean" Regina gorge, and who was to follow of course, her sidekicks Gretchen Wieners and Karen. I almost passed out, I hear Regina say "OMG is that Cady, "Hey". I just stared. I was so scared I did not know what to do.
So I just turned around and walked away and that walk turned into a run. Then I see Regina in front of me "Hey" Regina said. "Hi "I said in a low voice. Of course behind me was here sidekicks. I ran go the other way and in corner of my eye I saw the hottest guy in the world . It was Aaron Samauls. God, I  almost passed out again then. I hear this wicked sound behind me say I still don't like don't you, poor kid, to bad he is gay". My heart started to break. Regina just crushed my dreams
              I just stopped and I felt this anger and turned around and BAM and Regina fell to the ground with a busted lip and a broken noise. So, I ran away later I find my dorm room and I got set up then I hear someone say " look what that cat brought in. " Regina said then smiled she said " listen Cady no heart feelings, I feel for you I do well I never had a crush on a gay guy."
I thought you did have a crush on Aaron but I did not say anything. The she wiped around and her blonde hair got in my mouth and she walked off. So I put my stuff up and left I went to campus I saw everything , different types of food and, singing classes , and math club everything you could imagine in this one spot. Then I see Gretchen she just looked at me and walked away. I guess it was me by myself this year. So i left campus and so guys came up to me and said "do you want any drugs " I said "no"and walked off this school is starting to become creepy. Then I hear the bell for my first class. So I start walking when I get to gym I see Regina. The couch yells "OK LINE UP TIME PLAY SOME DOGE BALL."so I line and I hear the whistle then BAM I black out. Then I wake up in the nurse office she says "ok you can go".

So I start walking the is the plastics laughing at me, so I walked the other way so the want play dirty I will play dirty. So I get on Twitter and put (THE PLASTICS ALL HAVE FAKE BOOB IN PLANTS.) Then I see Regina turn around and give me the finger. Then people start laughing at the plastics and they all start crying . It was the funniest thing I have seen in a while.