shes just so happy to be eating
this is her last meal before she gets sent off into space into the sun for science.
she has brought so much salad
she loves the salad and the salad loves her
they get into a stable relationship
but oh no
the lady has to go to space
"please salad... i need to do this"
"why!? you are my one true love!"
"i need to do this... for science"
"i will always love you" the salad whispered as it wrapped his arms around his wife
"i know dear... i know... AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOUUUUUU" the lady screamed into the sky with tears in her eyes
she kept flying into space
looking at her salad
her one and only salad
~end~
(based on a skype chat)
