A Bromance To Remember (Garroth X Zane)

Bromance

Zane POV
It all began that day in front of Aphmau's house. Aphmau was talking to who knows who when she said "you know what? Garroth, Zane I need you to make out now." I blush, but luckily I'm wearing a mask. I know its weird but I've alway liked Garroth. Sure he's a jerk, and likeable, and weird, but he's my weird man! So I walked up and pulled my mask down and kissed him. "Z-Zane?!" Garroth Yelled. I chuckled. "What's wrong big brother?" I say, my face still read. I hear a few camera snaps and then the loud "Kawaii~Chan's ship has sailed! Eee!" then rainbow bears come out of aphs house and they poop rainbows all over everyone. Then Zane proposes to Garroth and he says yes. Thre was a big wedding with cake and More cake. Then a crazy mefwa runs through. "I'm Author~Chan and I will make My ship sail!!!" then she's gone. Just then Aphmau comes through as sprinkles and Garroth runs off to marry sprinkles and Zane marry's Pinkie Cake the bootyful pink pony!
The end!

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A/N
Crazy Author~Chan here to say. "Rifjdjdnfjdkskdkekxdks" which translates to OMG best ship in the world my OTP in fangirl. Bye my Kawaii potatoes!
~Nya!

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Empress_Aphmau I love you and if you read this thank chu!