Aries: UGH CAN THAT LITTLE SH*T DIE ALREADY I HATE HER SHES THE WORST EVER!!!!
Taurus: Hey look a scab! When and where did I get this?.....
Gemini: (quotes twaimz) I look like sh*t today, but it's okay, cuz imma go away!
Cancer: What the frick Gemini?
Leo: Lions are swagallicious!
Virgo: HOLY GUACAMOLE THAT BOY OVER THERE IS THE HOTTEST BOY ON THE PLANET.
Libra: *scrolls through Instagram not paying any attention to anything
Scorpio: I'm hungry. Anyone else want to come to the vending machine?
Sagittarius: The subject is the civil war. WAIT WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT CAPTAIN AMERICA IN HISTORY?!?!?! HOLY SH*T IS HE FROM THE NORTH OR SOUTH?!?!?
Capricorn: PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS.
Aquarius: I really need a tan.
Pisces: Will people like me today?