MONDAY SUX

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You know when it's Friday and your like "FUUUCK YASSS ITS FRIDAY BITCHEZ" And then you realize you said it out loud on a Monday (°_°) And afterwards you wake up and realize that was a dream then you see your Mom creepily waiting for you to wake up and she says " Watch your mouth girly!!!(or boy)" The you just like "Sshhhhhiiiiiiiiittttt......" Then you try to change the subject and you like "Smoke weed every day???"

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