"This lecture is long, it's longer than I am" Chanyeol said as he leaned back into his chair
"If we're talking about how long you'd last in bed then the lecture would've been done by the time we walked in, and if we're talking about your thing then it would've been finished before we even got in here" Seolhyun said as she leaned foward onto the desk
"Christ" Baekhyun murmured, "I think Chanyeol is in pain, I'm also in pain, jesus that even hurt me"
A small grin crept it's way onto Seolhyun's face after one of her bestfriend remarked that she had hurt both of them at once
"Well this is what you two get for not even lasting as long as juicy fruit" she said, hoping to get another reaction out of the two.
"Please Seol, I'll let you call me pork if you stop, it hurts" Chanyeol pleads and for extra effect he put a hand over his heart and pushed in signaling his heart was sinking because of the pain being caused towards him
"I'll even let you call me Bacon" Baekhyun chirped in, both looked very hopeful that she'd actually stop making jokes about them and their sexual organs.
The smile on her face grew larger second by second until it hurt if she tried to smile any bigger
"Fine I'll stop for the sake of my bestfriends, Byun bacon and pork Chanyeol"
The two of them sighed, but they still smiled at their friend's sentence of agreement
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"Well Chinese was boring" Chanyeol said as he grabbed a French fry from the extra large French fries they had just bought alongside the 3 fillet o fishes they got
"Like always Channie, we literally listen to him ramble and we say like two words and wow class is over" Seolhyun said leaning back and sitting lazily in the chair
"Hey guys check it out" Baekhyun grabbed the trumpet for behind his back and started blowing into it and smashing the three buttons hoping for a good tune to come out
"Maybe this is why no other girls talk to us" Chanyeol mumbled as the still enthusiastic apparent trumpet player Baekhyun was still blowing into it (the trumpet of course)
"I never thought I'd be best friends with guys, especially not these two" Seolhyun sighed before she took a bite of her burger
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"And that class is how you do the didily do kind of safely" Ms.Kim ended the class but the bell did too, the happiness in the teen's voices were fairly obvious 'sex Ed and school over? Hell yeah!'
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And thus concludes the first chapter of pain × Byun Baekhyun !! hYpE jk I'm at school and French is cancelled so I have to go back to hr for the fifth period sig
