patama&Corny Jokes ©
made by @GreyWhiskey
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Author's Note:
hi there, thanks for reading, this story is the product of my little creativity,..
may sakit po kase ako nang ginagawa ko ito, kase po, 5 days akong pinapag home medication ng aking doctor, kase po meron akong bronchitis, well ala po akong mgawa and i got bored, so, eto gawagawa, may pinapagdaanan p kse ako rin this time, ayan sana kahit medyo corny to, just bear with it k? hahahaha, and please message me if you know any patama lines or jokes /pick up lines or knock knock jokes, so that meron po akong ma-bi-build up na new set, kse since sinimulan ko na to, nkakabitin nman eh, so ggwa ako ng part 2! hahahah, please please help me, ndi nman po ako novel writer, article writer po ako, sa madaling salita,.. i am a journalist na trying hard gumawa ng mga novels/stories, anyways, why won't igive it a shot, i am not that bad! i don't suck! just give me some time, and u'll see i'll improve! hahaha, sorry kung may mga wrong type, kase nman nahihilo akong basahin ulit, yup, you could conclude! pag gumagawa po ako i felt awkward na bashin uli yun kase nman nakakahiya, ei! .>.< hahaha, anyways if u want,.. IF ha, if, please read my other stories, like,
I am Her Chaperon ='''> and Puppy Love, thanks so much!
Xoxoxo!!
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(A/N: puro nman to lines so i guess no need na for a name ala nman characters to ah! hehehhe, just understand nlng k?)
Anonymous POV:
hi i am ur conscience!,.....
in second thought, masyado na yun common besides medyo may kalokohan ang ituturo ko so,.. i guess,
aha! ok, let's star over,.....
Hi there! i am the reality guru! ang kailangan sa panahn ngaun ay ung magpapagising sa kaluluwa nyo! este sa katawng lupa lng pla,...
hind kse, ... did u notice, ang tao ngaun lalo mong sawayin lalong gagawin, lalo mong pigilan lalong nanlalaban, pagsabihan mo di makikinig, wag mong pake-alaman, ikaw masama, turuan mo ng leksyon, gagantihan k lng, kausapin mo, walang matino kang maririnig,..
ang masaklap, di mo na este,.. mahirap ng i-express or rather i- explain ang sarili mo sa iba like if you stay put and button your lips, babanatan ka ng "silence means yes," dba pwedeng nag-iisip lng ng isasagot?
tapos if u speak up nman, sasabihin sayo, "defensive, masyadong guilty," anu ba tlga?? kaasar noh? hihingi ka ng moral support sa mga relatives sasabhin sayo ipaglaban mo karapatan mo, ung parents mo nman ang ssbhin less, talk less mistake, at eto pa, manahimik k nlng lalo ang lalaki ang gulo,
sorry for the word huh,..
pero ung mga low IQ kase, minsan nguguluhan tuloy minsan kung kelan kinakailangang manahimik dun dumadakdak kung kelan nman kailangang magsalita, dun ngiging pipe,
like ung kasabhan na "u don't need anybody's permission if u r doing what makes u happy,"
hindi ibig sbhin nun basta k nlng g-goraels,..
