Hiyojime Saionata: A Day In The Life

FRUITCAKE

Hiyojime absolutely HATES fruitcake (unless it has gummy bears in it.) 

So anyway, she deepthroated 59 more packets of gummy bears and left to go to school. 

Hiyojime was the SHSL Traditional B**ch. Everyone hated her. Except occasionally she was actually a nice person, but that was rare. Although when this did happen it was the male part of her taking over so she was referred to as Hajiyoko instead. Hajiyoko was like her second personality. In that sense she was like Toko Fukawa. Anyway, Hajiyoko was the SHSL Councillor, he always tried to help people with their problems and he had a great way with words... 

So, when Hiyojime got to school, she met up with Mahiru Koizumi (aka her only friend.) Mahiru was just like "Oh hi, Hiyojime. How are you today?!" 
And Hiyojime was just like "Ugh, fruitcake..." *shudder*

So Mahiru decided to leave her alone, and proceeded to walk away. 

Next, Hiyojime "bumped into" Mikan Tsumiki in the corridor....... She called her some things which cannot be repeated (*shudder*) but y'know, some of them can be repeated. So here's how the conversation went... 

Hiyojime: Hey look, it's that [CENSORED] boar pig! What the actual strawberry pie are you doing here you little [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] 

Mikan: U-ugh... I-I'm j-just going to c-class. P-please don't h-hate me! *starts crying*

Hiyojime: Oh ok, I won't hate you. So, would you like some more salt with that? *starts advertising for some random salt company* 

Mikan: U-ugh...... W-what? You don't h-hate me? S-salt? U-ugh...

Hiyojime: Ok you don't want salt? So uh, how about............. PEPTO BISMOL! *pours blood everywhere* 

Mikan: Uh..... Is that b-blood? Why is it so p-pink? Ugh.... I'm a little c-confused... I should g-go if you don't m-mind... Please don't hate me for l-leaving... *cries louder and runs away* 

Hiyojime: WHO THE [CENSORED] WOULDN'T WANT [CENSORED] PEPTO BISMOL?!?!?! PEPTO IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL! I WILL [CENSORED] [CENSORED] YOU RIGHT NOW! SQUARE GO! CIRCLE STOP! TRIANGLE BRAKE! FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE [CENSORED]

Then Hiyojime just walked away to her first class.