Dad Jokes #1
{On the phone with 911}
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Dad: My wife's going into labor and I don't know what to do
Operator: Is this her first born?
Dad: No, this is her husband
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Tumblr Thoughts
RandomSome late night thoughts and jokes that may be Tumblr worthy. {Credits to Instagram users for these thoughts} {Some of these are straight from Tumblr}
