No Homo

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Stacie:Wait, would you repeat that?

Beca:I had sex with Chloe.

Stacie:And you believe anything with that isn't gay?

Beca: I'm a very Herero woman.

Stacie:But you had sex with Chloe?

Beca:I wrecked that pussy!

Stacie:That's gay....

Beca:No! I said no homo!

Stacie:But you fucked her! You had sex with a woman, that's gay!

Beca:I clearly remember saying no homo!

Stacie:Your tongue and finger been inside a woman in what way isn't that gay?!

Beca: Chloe said it isn't gay if I say No Homo!

Stacie:Jesus Christ, bless your gay soul Beca!*Walks away*

Beca:*Calls Chloe*

Beca:Hey Chlo, remember when I was eating you out, that isn't gay right?

Beca:What do you mean it's gay?!

Beca:But you said If I say No Homo- it's not gay!

Beca:What do you mean you were being sarcastic?!

Beca:You gotta go? Class is starting? I'll see you later?*hang up phone*

A minute pass

Beca:*Shouts up the stairs* Hey Stacie, I think I'm gay!

Stacie:*Shouts down the stairs*No fucking way?! What makes you think that?

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