Reminder: If you want the short story to continue into a long story tell me, and beware this story is retarded!
Enjoy,
Hi my name is Roary the most weird looking dumbest but fastest animal in the world! I bet you could easily guess what animal I am!
A pug monkey is the most dumb animal but it is incredibly fast well slow but fast in a weird way well slow but fast but anyway! So anyway I will tell you about me:
Likes:
-I lake dog chow banana flavor
-Love sports like arguing with myself this is what happened- I was looking in the mirror and said,"you're a pug" "You're fat" "You're a fish flake" "You're porcupine scout cheese" "I give up WHAAAAAAH"
Ok now too my dumb fail
-I hate grass
-I eat grass
-I lay in grass
-I swim in grass
-I live in grass
-My clothes are grass
-I'm allergic to grass
To my dislikes:
-I hate pugs
-I hate monkey
-I hate racing
-I hate me
It was a normal day and Roary saw a weird guy that looked like a booty cheek, the left one!
I said,"What is you're name?" "I'm Poop Jack!"
"Excuse me?" "Poop Jack you idiot!" "Poop Jack?"
"Yes" "P" "oo" "p" "jack" "Dur" "You're name is Poop Jack?" "Yes you idiot I bet you live on the streets, I live in a furnished cardboard box!" "I live in the white house you nerd" "Oh, so my name is Poop Jack." -I hit Poop Jack-
"OWWWWWWWWW", Yelled Poop Jack "I'm telling my banana cream pie with extra coconuts strawberries and 35 calories and low fat pie!"
"So my name is Poop Jack" "I know" "Be right back"
"Where are you going?" "I will be back in 25.76 hours I need too take a bomb." "A BOMB RUN SAVE THE KIDS, THEY GO FIRST, GET BUSES TO GET THEM OUT, THE PARENTS WILL TAKE THEIR CARS!" -In a hour the town left and Poop Jack was the only one- Poop Jack says,"I meant go poop and blow the place of stench." "DUR"
Hi i'm back to haunt you, so do you like my hair cut. You don't nobody does! D: Ok so this is me aka Likes
dislikes and ect.
Likes:
-I like dog chow banana flavor
-Love sports like arguing with myself this is what happened- I was looking in the mirror and said,"you're a pug" "You're fat" "You're a fish flake" "You're porcupine scout cheese" "I give up WAAAAAAH"
Ok now too my dumb fail
-I hate grass
-I eat grass
-I lay in grass
-I swim in grass
-I live in grass
-My clothes are grass
-I'm allergic to grass
To my dislikes:
-I hate pugs
-I hate monkey
-I hate racing
-I hate me
So sooner or later we got hungry and I ate him but before he died he said,"This one day I fired so long it was so sad I got fired for 25 whole minutes! (During lunch time) (Not really fired just had to wait ALL LUNCH) And I got so bored I accidently killed 3 teachers and the president!
=======================================
So after he was done talking I ate him and I landed on a planet called Some-Planet-Got-Dumb and I started to explore the planet and I saw a village and I went over to explore it and I saw a bunch of nerds and a guard came up behind me and grabbed me and a laughed at how ugly he was and he tossed me in jail and there for some of reason I started to cry when I saw my roommate, Henry but he started talking about World War 2 and then he said,"I changed my name to Dr.Buddy-Daddy-Poo-Poo
(It makes sense that his name sucks so bad)
So I start running and I fell and the person chasing me was walking and then I fell again again again again again until he grabbed me put me in a spaceship and threw me in mars! So I throw (HIM) out in mars and fly to earth and it's not even close too destroyed and I start looking for a place to live and I come upon a house and I open the door and there standing in the doorway was Poop-Jack!
So again I got a haircut I don't know how but it looks like Poop-Jack did it and I look like Poop.
Remember that commercial with people walking around in underwear, I was in it. I was the main guy walking around
TO BE CONTINUED
Leave a follow, vote, and comment, and should I continue these short stories?
~Conner~
