If you feel like Social Studies is your favourite subject, pinch yourself. Think it over, think to yourself how you could possibly like it. What do you see in it? You've probably been hypnotized or drugged, so have a nap to clear your head, and remember, the stats show that Social Studies have brutally murdered more students than all the other subjects combined! Now you know, so you're forgiven. Read on.
Imagine a hot Friday afternoon with clear, sunny weather and... Social Textbooks.
A great opportunity to run outside and play a couple hearty games of Jackpot, but a slow, lazy, disrespectful teacher "waiting" to "teach" you "great history." You are taunted by the warming sun and the flowing breeze as the teacher yells at you to stop talking. What talking? We're taking the fricking notes.
The notes, which are hideously stupid. The teacher 'wrote' them herself, which basically means copy-pasting from the textbook. You're forced to write down the least interesting crap ever onto looseleaf, which is 'supposed to help you learn'. Yeah right. You'll soon find out that your 'teacher' cares even less about Social than you do.
Okay, TIP #1:
Pretend to be writing notes in your binder, but you're actually on your phone, or reading/drawing. Really, anything other than boring ass Social. A fool-proof way to do this is to lean your binder against your desk, but leave it standing on your thighs. The rest is easy, just put whatever it is you're doing over top of it. It's just simple as that.
If you're an outdoorsy person, pining to get some fresh air during brain torture time (aka Social) Just try to politely ask your fat ass 'teacher' if you can use the washroom. If she says no, threaten to piss on her fat ass face. But she'll probably say okay. After you get outside in the hallway, just run for a door you know will stay open after you close it, and run around screaming for a minute or two. -Note- this will look suspicious if more than one person does it at a time.
REMEMBER- You may feel like committing suicide during Social, but DON'T DO IT! Just remember these tips and never forget that it will be over in 45 minutes. STAY STRONG!
That's all for the first chapter, but in the next one there'll be more... especially about you fat ass teacher, so stay tuned!
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