In class, of course, it will get boring. Extremely boring-you will have to deal with your 'teacher' flapping her gums and droning on and on like a drunk hippo.
What is your first instinct when faced with something so mentally degenerating? Take a nap. It's a simple and easy, not only letting you escape from the mind destruction, but you get some extra sleep. After all, you do only get six to seven hours of sleep on a regular school day. Unless you're Michelle and get 2 or 3.
Tip #5:
When faced with the opportunity DON'T DO IT! Only some of us can be talented nappers(Michelle)but most of us can't! You might and will get in trouble!
Bring coffee if you want to risk having Shelberitch breath, or just pinch yourself repeatedly. It works. In those long, long hours of school, you have to keep awake. Remember: you can always use the summer to catch up on a decent sleep schedule.
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Surviving SS7
RandomA Horror Story describing the terrors of Social Studies 7, especially with Shelberitch. Warning: Children under the age of 12 should not be reading this, they will be scarred for life. Permanently. Teachers over the weight of 2000 lbs should not rea...
