Aries: Wait what
Taurus: I finally have an excuse to eat whatever I want!
Gemini: please be twins!
Cancer: *already have room theme picked out*
Leo: My kid is going to be even more perfect then I am
Virgo: ..........
Libra: *celebratory round of shots* oh fuck
Scorpio: Ew what
Sagittarius: YOOOOO
Capricorn: Happy crying
Aquarius: *apologize to future child*
Pisces: NINE MONTHS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT
