High School Musical.ly

Meet: Briana

Note: This is a parody fanfic, I AM DEFINITELY NOT SERIOUS LOL like cmon

Hey guys!!1! I'm Briana 😘🙈🙊 and I live in Virginia and I go to Green Park High school. You probably don't know who I am because I'm such a loser lolz and I'm like practically invisible.

I'm not like other girls, my family is really poor I only got a iPhone 6 for my birthday not the 6s 😭😭 my dad wouldn't even get me a hover board for Christmas - he abuses me!!! My mum also neglects me, she's not even at the house for like nine hours  every weekday doing God knows what! She doesn't even straighten my hair for me or do my makeup for me in the morning because she's too busy "looking after" my newborn brother. Like seriously, he can tend to himself, I need my makeup done. My life is horrible!

I get really bullied at school to not just at home! Students bully me because I get C's in all my classes - like I can't help it that I'm just really smart! Not only do people in my class torment me about me being an overachiever but so do the teachers! I think they have some sort of inside joke between all of them because every year at the end of year prize giving they never give me a single award! The shock, I know! Everyone knows I'm the most academically gifted student and yet they think it's "funny" to give all the awards to other kids who are dumb.

Here are some more things about me, I have like the weirddddddest music taste everrrrrr!!! I listen to The Arctic monkeys, The nbhd, 5sos - idk Im just an alternative punk rock girl, lolz don't judge !!! I love the songs Sweater Weather, Do I wanna know, and She looks so perfect!!! I have like the weirdest fashion taste, I hate mainstream like ewww, I wear chokers and ripped jeans most of the time and shirts of bands I don't listen to but #aesthetic !!!!!

I have long shiny blonde hair that falls down my back and cascades into waves. My eyes the exact colour of the ocean, a perfect blend between blue and green and framing them are my long dark thick eyelashes. You don't need to tell me, I know I'm gross and ugly af! I am well aware I look like a sewer rat. No one at school ever notices me because I always just blend into the background because I look like such a nerd. *sighs* well that's just my life I guess. Life is really really hard for me, with my financial struggles and my high grades and my disgusting looks...

There's one last thing I should probably tell you, I haven't told anyone this  - and that's that I have a huuuuge crush on the hottest jock in school - Jacob Sartorius. Yep, him, THE Jacob Sartorius, the famous singer songwriter and Internet celebrity. You've obviously heard his chart topping song "Sweatshirt" and seen all his amazing musical.ly videos. I'm in love with the worlds most well known and hottest boy, yep, me, Briana Smith, the nerdiest girl in the universe. Before you all laugh, I know I have absolute zero chance with a guy like him!! Everything about him is so perfect! He's incredibly talented, he's such a good musician and lip syncer and he's so HAWTT 💦💦😫

Yes he's sooooo out of my league and I 100% will never even date him but let me dream! It's so sad he doesn't even know I exist....