Mysteries (Bill x Fem!Dipper)

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"Are ya sure this would Dipper mine?" Gideon said as he looked at himself in the mirror.
"Of course! What kind of meatsack wouldn't want a piece of you!" the figure gestures at Gideon's New body.
All of the baby fat was gone, he also got a growth spurt.His hair was still slicked back, but in a nice way, he just now realized that his hair was too tall.He wasn't wearing his cute little blue suit.Instead he wore a black jacket with a sky blue shirt underneath.Also black jeans and light blue converse.

"What about mah voice? Won't they recognize me?"
"Don't worry kid, just wear this amulet and you'll be fine!" The figure handed Gideon a red amulet.
"A-alright..."
"Just remember kid, keep your head low and pay the end of your bargain..."
"Yeah, But if this doesn't work.Forget about our deal."
"It will work! And trust me, You will get the Pines' heart..."
The figure's face morphed into a twisted smile.
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"Mabel, Wake up.Mabel!"
"No....Let me sleep forever..."
"Oh wow look! A herd of hot boys!" Dipper fake shouted as she pointed at nothing outside.
"I DO! Wait Wheres- *groans* Dipper! I thought there was a herd?!" Mabel gave her a glare.
"C'Mon Mabel, There's no such thing as a herd of Hot Boys.Its just artificial stuff on thier face."
Mabel shook her head while tutting."Oh,dear sister! No wonder you haven't dated a single guy!"Dipper blushed in embarrassment."Just get up.The bus is gonna show up soon!"

"Wait, have you woken up Bill yet?"
"No.Why-" Mabel cuts her off by running past her."MABEL!" She runs to Bill's room (which he calls 'The meatsack charger'.)
Mabel eagerly knocked on Bill's door."Wake up! It's a school day!"
A groan was a reply from the other side of the door.
'Huh.Not a morning person.' Dipper thought.

---------Bill's POV-----

He felt like he needed more 'charging', but duty calls!
The alarm went off with a
'beep beep beep'!
At first he thought that he can bare with the sound but now?
He hated his new human ears.
With the chorus of the alarm and the twins calls, he wanted to rip the pieces of cartilage off.

He buried his face further into the pillow.Then his hand lazily lifted up to silence the cartilage breaker.After a few tries, he finally did it.By throwing it at the wall.Hey, he did it! He deserves an Oscar and an Annie.
(Like Gravity Falls -winks-)

Welp it's time to go out and seize the universe- I mean, day!

-------------Lunch at school------------
Dipper's POV

She watched as Mabel easily talked to the guy she has a crush on.Her eyes were blank.

Jealousy?
No.
Was it Longing? Maybe.
Is it Loneliness?......Maybe.

Mabel happily chatted to the male but suddenly stops when she sees Dipper staring at her.
She turns away quickly, hoping that she wasn't noticed.
"Hey Bro-steph, something wrong?"
Dipper gives out a reassuring smile.
"Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"
Lie.

"Are you sure?" "Yes, just a little light headed from the physics book."
The guys gives out a snicker of amusement.Mabel frowns a little but gives her a smile.

"Well if there is something wrong,tell me 'kay?"
"I will."
Lie.

Mabel nods then goes back to talking.She adverts her eyes from the pair, she never had a chance anyways.She sighs.

She was pansexual,it wasn't awkward, right?She goes on adventures it wasn't nerdy.Even if Mabel said she was nerdy despite the fact that they always go out of the house.She would just chuckle awkwardly and shrug it off.Bill teased a lot that she was overprotective.When her sister makes friends with guys, she would glare at them but would look like a kitten's scowl.

She loved Mabel.Her laugh made her happy,her heart would clench when she saw her crying.That's why the moment she saw Mabel with a guy,She swore to the heavens that she would protect her no matter what.And always make her happy.Even if she gave Mabel the things that made her happy, 'cause when Mabel happy, she's happy.

Bill slapped her shoulder.
"Hey, lighten up PineTree! Say, have you seen the theory of mortals reincarnating?"
Now she was interested.
"Wait, mortals can reincarnate?!"
"Slow down tiger, I said 'theory'"
She visibly dimmed, but was still excited."You're immortal right? You've lived billions of years and you don't know if mortals reincarnate?" 

Bill shrugged then sipped his coke."I'm not a God, I'm a demon.I kill people, not make them." Dipper nodded.It was sonehow understandable.She urged him to go on.

"Look,kid-" She gave him a glare."-Mortals are immortal,in a way, each mortal has past lives.A Prince,a cow,a slave- you name it, but the cycle isn't forever.Eventually the cycle will stop so another mortal will occupy another life.If that mortal is done with his last life, he is judged by his past lives if they suffer for eternity or will be given a wish. You and you're sister are living your first life, like your parents and grandparents.
Your next life can be anywhere, a farmer,a guy, a player- anywhere!Also if a mortal does have another new life, they would remember nothing of thier past lives.Some would remember but uncommon, very rare."
Dipper stopped holding her breath and whispers out.
"Wow.......Where you a mortal?"
Bill blinked.Then he almost started holding back his laugh.
"Pfft...."
Almost.
"Bwuahahahahahahahahaha! Man Pintree, you sure do know how to make me laugh! Me, a mortal, O that's rich."
"But, you said that if you had another life, you wouldn't remember your past one."
"PineTree, I KNOW that I am immortal, firstly, I have powers,second,I am old as time itself,thirdly, I know everything...."
He grins widely,too widely.Dipper vegans to feel uncomfortable.

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Mabel sneaked a glance at Dipper then smiled.

'I hope she's happy....'

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Me:This.Is.Trash.
Trash is good, right?
Bill:Nope.
Me:I disagree completely!