SHORT STORIES

You have Issues

Robber Dude ♤♤♤

"Put your hands up!" The hooded man screams, "Get down! In a Line!" he yells.

I hear a stream of gasps as I duck behind the candy rack.

"Hey hey hey hey," I hear after everyone is down and in a line.

"Shut up!" Robber Dude shouts.

"I know you have a problem," A woman in a modern Coachella outfit stands giving the robber a friendly smile.

"I know something is wrong. Only people with issues rob banks. I know from experience. I once had a boyfriend who was really messed up and he tried to rob a store! But seriously right now, why would you choose this place out of everywhere? Like go to someplace where the stuff is valuable!," The woman rambles.

"So do you have a problem?" The woman asks, looking like a concerned parent. She takes the gun from his hand and he doesn't even notice.

He takes of his hood, he's absolutely stunning. He has green eyes and dirty blonde hair.

"Yah, I do thanks," he sighs and sits on the ground, criss cross applesauce.

"My girlfriend cheated on me and she wants me to take her back," he admits letting his head hang low.

"Oh darling!"The woman gasps, "You are very hot okay? You don't need that woman. You should soooooo leave her! She don't deserve you!" The woman smiles, stroking his shoulder.

The man grunts when the police burst through the door taking him away.

"Remember what I told you sweetheart!" The woman shrieks giving the robber a wink. She turns around and grabs some face wash then saunters to the cash register.