1 hour later
He finished doing my nails. I said holy shit bad ass. Thank you. I said hey i think i'm gonna get my toes done. He said okay. I followed him to a chair. I sat in the chair. He hit a button. It was a massage chair. I said i love it. He started cleaning my feet. I leaned back in the chair. I was relaxed. Until I heard someone say Ryan Ashley. I sat up. It was The Bella's, Nattie, Charlotte and Trinity. I said fuck. The guy said what would you like on your toes. I said a pentagram on one foot and an upside down cross on the other. He said okay I'm guessing you want your toes painted black and the designs in white. I said yea. He said okay. I said thank you. Charlotte said what the hell are you wearing. I said what. Nattie said your hoodie. I said oh yea my favorite hoodie. Brie does it say hail Satan. I said no it says hail Satan and drink coffee. Nikki said satanic. I said oh you should see my boyfriend he's satanic well him and his band. Charlotte said oh my god you have a boyfriend. I said yea. I got a call from him.
Me: hey babe what's up
Josh: oh nothing watching Ricky fight Chris
Me: kick his ass Chris
Ricky: BITCH!
Me: love you Ricky
Josh: he's looking at me like you satan
Me: people at work think I am oh yea i'm getting my nails done hey can I do yours
Josh: sure
Me: oh you'll love your nails last time I painted then I put 666
Josh: upside down crosses and pentagrams
Me: okay I fucking claws again
Josh: draw blood
Me: yea I got a planchett that say Ouija above it I just love it
Josh: who did them
Me: Q nails
Josh: Bree didn't do them
Me: no Bree didn't do my nails oh shit this massage chair is kick ass Ryan don't even
Ryan: bet you'd let Josh massage you
Me: he has and I enjoyed every minute
Ricky: ewe
Me: (laughing)
Ryan: (moaning) oh god Josh
Me: that's creepy
Josh: but accurate
Me: is that really how I sound
Josh: yea
Ricky: you sound like a teenage boy going through puberty
Me: I do not
Josh: no you dont
Me: thank you
Ricky: satan
Me: awe thank you
Josh: we all are except Vinny
Me: Vinny how do you put up with us
Vinny: hard
Me: considering we play with a ouija board everytime were together
Vinny: no kidding how
Me: hell doesn't scare me i'm going there when I die abd taking Josh with me
Josh: duh
Me: meet you at the gates
Chris: just update status to burning in hell with satan
Me: yes someone do that for me or just come to my funeral dressed as the grim reaper and stare at me
Ryan: me
Me: of course Ryan would
Ryan: yea
Me: hey i'm gonna go love you
Josh: love you
Me: Aye Rick burn in hell
Hung up
