This is it.
This is the day I meet the love of my life.
I have never been more ready.
My name is Pingu and today is the day I finally get to meet my husband. He doesn't actually know we're married yet, but i'm sure he'll be thrilled when I tell him.
I've been a massive fan of his group, Bangtannoot Sonnootdan, for years. I really love their songs I NOOT U, House Of Noot and Circle Room Noot the most and their best album has to be 2 Noot 4 Noot.
"Noot noot" I say to myself as I make my way through the crowd, holding the large pile of fish I caught for my senpai.
I'm wearing my maid outfit that my dad has spent 6 years ironing for me, I hope my baby likes it.
Oh my noot, there he is! I can see him!
"NOOT NOOT NOOT" I'm screaming but he isn't looking at me.
"NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT" I'll carry on screaming, he has to see me at somepoint.
Holy noot, he's turning around!
"NAMNOOT! NAMNOOOOT!" I'm screaming his name and now he's looking at me!
"NAMNOOT SENPAI!!!"
"Namnoot? Who the fuck is Namnoot. And who let that fucking penguin in here??" He replied.
It was at this moment that I realised I had fucked up.
This was Namjoon from Bangtan Sonyeondan, not Namnoot from Bangtannoot Sonnootdan.
This was not my penguin senpai, this was just a human, a fake.
"Noot noot......" I say sadly as I slide home.
This wasn't it.
This wasn't the day I met the love of my life.
But I know that I will meet my Namnoot senpai some day.
Some day soon.
Noot.
