No Name because I'm just that Bad-Ass

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Alright you hormonal Teens, ect. Human Beings. I got some news.

I need time to set up how this is going to play out. And I'm gonna write most of the chapters then edit them so DEM SEXAY THANGS CAN BE LOOOOOOOOONG. 

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That sounded less dirty in my mind...

Anyway.... I'm going to write like pre-chapters so it's easier to know wtf I'm actually doing because right now I'm lost. I'm so lost that not even the map from Dora the Exploer can help me. 

What was I talking about again.... OH YEAH! Next update will probably take some time. No not a century because I aint no vampire! I should be a vampire tho... 

HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO BE A VAMPIRE!! O-O LIKE DAMN I WOULD MORPH INTO A BAT AND BE SINGING,

'MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO WASTE MY LIFE SHE SAID SPREAD YOUR WINGS MY LIL vampire bat BUTTERFLY!'

Yeah.. I'll be a pop-star bat giving children nightmares because ya know... THERES A FUCKING TALKING VAMPIRE BAT SINGING LITTLE MIX READY TO SUCK THAT BLOOD FROM YOUR BODY. But it would be cool...

*face-palm* (-.\) I really do get off topic too much. 

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I can't think of any names to call you... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU?! Well I'll let you choose. But don't pick a name that I would NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS I would call you.

Like; Dolls, lovely, cuties, marshmallows, butterflies, ghetto pedophile, Honey Boo Boo, birdies, cutie pies.

I'm sorry I'm not all 'cutesy' and rainbows. That would be awkward. I'm that girl in the locker rooms that ran around with my gym shorts hung low -I'm ghetto like that- while singing my theme song, 'Milkshake' then fell flat on my face... ouch

So like.... 'DEM SEXAY HOLIDAY NINJAS' or 'MILKSHAKES' because they bring the boys to the yard.... PICK A FUN NAME! xD

Entertain yourselves.... 

M'kay As usual the authors notes are an A+++ in Stupid.

Boo-Bye! ;D

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