Fifty Shades Of Grease

Fine. You Win. // ACTUAL Snape One Shot.

Once upon a time you were walking the halls of Hogwarts and you stumbled upon the dungeons where .magically a door appeared and so you went inside and then woohoo there's professor Snape naked on a bed with full black sheets he pats the spot aside him and twirls a greasy black strand of oily hair around his finger and he says with his horrid nasally voice "hey you're here now let's do the Frick frack" you nod and smale blushing really really hard and he blushes too as you walk over and say "Sev-severus senpai- I love you" he just nods and says with a kawaii school girl voice "I know" he then turns Sirius and turns into a black dog before pissing on the bed and then you smile and push your face into his matted black grey oily fur before suddenly music and light burst throughout the room and suddenly Snape turns back into his old fat naked self and he screams "iiitss John ceeennaaa" and he then slaps you and then john cena walks into the room and flexes his big muscely musceles and then he picks up Snape into his strong sweaty arms and they make out and jump out a window before flying off into the nightsky on a bloody squid and then you fall to the floor and cry and that's how you were bought by one direction like and subscribe and make sure to pray to the shrek gods tonight