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Priest!Tsukishima

From Dollars (www.drrr.com)

Characters: Tsukishima, Kiyoko Shimizu, shouyou, Kenma kozume, Sugawara Koushi (Kouffee), Karma Akabane, Akaashi Keiji (Shi), shittykawa, Tanaka Ryuunusuke, rosey, Kōshi Sugawara (Koushi), Aria Phantomhive, Tsukki Kei, Kageyama Tobio, Ayanyan

Note: Pure bold sentences are Tsukishima's prayers. Pure italic sentences are counted as whispering. Sorry if this may sound offensive. If you are against this because of the mentioning of Bible and such, stop reading. I've warned you.

It's a normal time at the Dollars. Usual randomness, and the bullshit gathering around.

Today, it gets even weirder. Today, Tsukishima can't handle the cringe anymore.

Tsukishima gets a holy water and a Bible.

Kiyoko and Kouffee must've been talking about Pocky, as Kiyoko replied to Kouffee with a, "I have a lot here, I'll give you the box, then." Kouffee was supposed to reply, then he saw Tsukishima with a Holy water and a Bible so he didn't talked about the food.

Shouyou faced to Aria's direction, "Ooh... Erm... Erm..." And he gave her a beautiful golden dagger. He smiled, "You're fine now? Or maybe want a hug, too?"

Kenma is lost, so he looked at Tsukishima, "Huh...?"

Kiyoko noticed Tsukishima, too. She wore her nun costume, while Kouffee hovers his cape. "Let's do this," He said.

Kiyoko nodded, "We shall begin the ceremony."

Karma, as he wants to be in a crossover out of nowhere, spun his knife. After that, he throws the knife at Kenma out of nowhere.

Aria must've nodded at Shouyou's question, so the little guy hugged her tightly.

Kouffee hands candles to everyone.

Tsukishima cleared his throat, and started the ceremony, "I am blessing this child, as what he does is talk to himself with multiple accounts. I therefore please Lord Asahi, let this bad spirit --"

"What the actual fuck," Akaashi whispered.

Kenma, being out of his character, throws the knife back at Karma.

Kiyoko laughed, and whispered back at Akaashi, "Shiiiii --"

"-- go away, as what I shall do to keep him away from the sins. O holy Asahi, please let me stop this BULLSHIT violence and let them stop --"

Shouyou holds the candle Kouffee gave to him and replied, "You are angel yourself~"

Kouffee holds a water gun full of Holy water, while Kiyoko is slowly chanting as Tsukishima says his prayers.

Kouffee cried and glanced at Shouyou, "Awww~ But I'm a member of a cult."

Karma, on the other hand, grads the knife. Now, we will never know if that grads supposed to be grabs.

"-- as they are not related to Haikyuu. Holy Asahi, we hereby beg of you, let this poor naïve child stop chatting with himself by multiple --"

"What is happening?" Shittykawa asked.

Akaashi replied, "Exactly my question."

Kenma chants random names, "Kenma Kozume, Shouyou, Shittykawa."

Tanaka replied at Shittykawa by whispering, "Exorcism maybe."

As if Kiyoko heard the whispering, she replied, "It's cleansing."