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Today, I was eating hot dogs. I was dipping them in a special, pork sauce. Some dribbled on the inside of my thigh. A few hours later, I was sitting with my mother and she told me to look at my pants. Then she said, I swear she did, she said," Is that your wiener sauce?". With a straight face, mind you.
So after a great fit of laughter, I said," Nope, wrong color."










Ahh, we're hilarious

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