Shrek x Donald Trump

Donald.

Shrek's POV

I sighed as I looked in a mirror.

I'm fat and ugly

Who could love a beast so hideous?

No wonder Fiona left me to be with Dan Howell.

Honestly I'm jealous of her.

I pulled on a MCR shirt and did my black eyeliner

"Perfect" I said

As I walked out of my swamp I saw a man standing not too far away. He stood there proudly in all his mighty glory his hair fluttering softly in the autumn breeze.

He approaches me.

Holy macaroni what do I do?

You can do this Shrek. You can bloody do this.

"Hi I'm Donald Trump" says the beautiful man, his voice sweeter and richer than honey.

"I-I'm Shrek!" I stutter

"I'm here to make amuurica great agen"! He exclaims

"W-why yes Mr Trump!"

"Don't forget to vote for me!" he says and winks.

My heart flutters like a fairy in my chest.

He begins to leave

"Wait!" I say...