Shrek's POV
I sighed as I looked in a mirror.
I'm fat and ugly
Who could love a beast so hideous?
No wonder Fiona left me to be with Dan Howell.
Honestly I'm jealous of her.
I pulled on a MCR shirt and did my black eyeliner
"Perfect" I said
As I walked out of my swamp I saw a man standing not too far away. He stood there proudly in all his mighty glory his hair fluttering softly in the autumn breeze.
He approaches me.
Holy macaroni what do I do?
You can do this Shrek. You can bloody do this.
"Hi I'm Donald Trump" says the beautiful man, his voice sweeter and richer than honey.
"I-I'm Shrek!" I stutter
"I'm here to make amuurica great agen"! He exclaims
"W-why yes Mr Trump!"
"Don't forget to vote for me!" he says and winks.
My heart flutters like a fairy in my chest.
He begins to leave
"Wait!" I say...
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Shrek x Donald Trump
RomanceWho could love a beast so hideous? "I do" The course of true love never did run smooth...