Yanni: Fratello! Why are you being mean to him?
Me: Cuz...I dunt like him. >: !
Yanni: But he's so nice! He hugs me, pets me, and he loves me!
Me: What if he shanks you?
Yanni: wha? He wouldn't do that! He's too sweet.
Me: Wat if he gives you those spicey candies huh?
Yanni: well...I spit it out. Jaaa!
Me: Omfg you're so oblivious. Ok. What if he grabs ur ass???
Yanni: *blushes* Uh..I...I probably wouldn't m-mind..
Me: *glares* Dammit....
