"Hey i like u" i said. Me. A normal guy.
"Ew what no." Siad the other guy
"What but i like u dammit"
"I like u 2. No homo."
"But were peopl y no love?"
"Beclaws u a guy"
"But were human."
"Bbut u gay"
"But"
"U want it in the butt dont u"
"What no i just lik u wtfs wrong with that
"U want my dick."
"No i want ur feels man"
"No u want it in the butt"
"I dont think i like u anymore
