Aries: F*CK THIS ISN'T FAIR
Taurus: sh!t i haven't lost my virginity yet
Gemini: *sleeps through it*
Cancer: *won't stop sCrEaMiNg*
Leo: BUT I'M NOT A SUPERSTAR YET
Virgo: why is it happening today? my hair looks so good today fml
Libra: *vlogging as it happens*
Scorpio: finally
Sagittarius: aw man. there's so much more stupid sh!t i wanted to do
Capricorn: *spending their last minutes eating*
Aquarius: haha b!tches, i predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen. now die... slowly... painfully...
Pisces: *can't even hear it going on because listening to music on max*
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Horoscope/Zodiac Signs
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