You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi this is Buddy the Elf what's your favourite colour?
You: Blood red
You: or Dark purple
Stranger: Ooh I like purple, it's very purply
You: yep
Stranger: Are you Santa?
You: No, I'm a vampire
Stranger: Oh I've heard of those! You caused a lot of trouble last Halloween
You: yeah so
Stranger: Scaring children isn't that nice. The best thing is smiling, smiling's my favourite and you guys don't smile very often
You: i scare more people when smiling, people don't like fangy smiles
Stranger: Oh but smiling can't scare anyone
Stranger: Smiling's the greatest!
You: it scares everyone when blood is dripping from your mouth when you smile
Stranger: Well maybe you need to get your gums checked out at the doctor's. I went to the doctor's once. His hands were cold..
You: it's not my blood
Stranger: ...did you eat the doctor?
You: If i told you i'd have to kill you
Stranger: But I love secrets!
You: it wasn't the doctor
Stranger: I hope you weren't out eating children again, we need those to give presents to
You: nope just my neighbours and a few drunks stumbling around, the alcohol makes there blood more delicious
Stranger: Alcohol makes my head feel like cotton candy!
You: i can't get drunk
Stranger: What's a drunk? I want one!
You: it's what happened when one drinks to much alcohol
Stranger: Oh like the goblins!
You: i don't know, i'm a Vampire i don't go around making friends with every other creature out there
Stranger: Well you can be my best friend if you like? I love making new friends! Friends are my favourite!
Stranger: We could go ice skating
Stranger: And eat sugar plums!
You: i normally just eat my friends
You: so if your offering?
Stranger: I suppose
You: I wonder what elf taste like
You: i've got to go, the pizza man just got here and i'm starving mm pizza man yum
You have disconnected.
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Omegle
Humori was on omegle when I decided to make a story (it's not really a story just funny conversations I've hade) using some of the chat's I've had so i hope you enjoy these i don't have a plan for when i add more chats but i promise there will be more...
