Billdip One-shots

"Give me my book"

(A/N: I can read minds, so I will actually tell it from their Point of views throughout the book. Enjoy~)

(Ps. This first one has smut. If Bill finds out I put this on here, he'll be pissed. Oh well)

Bill pov

I sighed as Pine Tree ignored me, his head burried deep in that stupid journal.
"Pine tree!" I whined, floating near his bed as I admired his cute face.
He blushed and looked up, looking annoyed. "What is it?"
"I'm boredddd!" I complained, turning upside down in the air and floating near to his face.
He rolled his eyes at me and returned his attention back to that journal. That evil journal that took away my boyfriend's attention.
It's sad how I'm jealous of a fricking book.
I sigh before grinning mischeviously.
I snatch the book and hold it high in the air, smirking when Dipper gives me a threatening glare.
Although it's not threatening to me. It's adorable.
"Give me back my book. Right now."
"How bout' no?" I tilt my head to the side and float higher in the air.
"Bill?"
"Yes, Pine Tree?"
"F*** you and give me back my journal."
I giggle as an idea runs through my mind.
"I can do the first thing you said, but not the second." I drop the book, and before Dipper can scurry to pick it up, I scoop him up in my arms.
He blushes scarlet red and tries to push me away, but seeing as we're in the air, he stops.
He doesn't want to fall, so he has no choice but to hold on to me.
Just like I planned.
"Bill, I'm not in the mood."
"I'll make you in the mood."
"Stop it, you horny demon."
He tries struggling in my grip again, so I press my lips to his, him making a sound of protest in the back of his throat.
I lick his bottom lip for entrance, and he playfully denies, making me angry.
I growl and squeeze his butt, making him gasp in surprise.
I use the opportunity to slip my tongue into his mouth.
He tries to fight with me for dominance, and loses almost immediately.
I smirk against his lips and he pouts against mine.
I tilt my head to deepen the kiss, and I feel accomplished when he lets out a soft moan.
I pull away and show him my winning smirk.
"Getting excited, Pine Tree?"
He glares, but then smirks.
He suddenly grabs my erect member through my thin pants, making me gasp then moan out in surprise.
"Oh, so now I'm the one excited?" He taunts, rubbing softly in a circular motion over my 'problem'.
I grunt and float us down to the floor, where I immediately attack his neck with kisses and love bites.
He moans softly as I quickly find the spot on his neck that feels the most magical.
I pull away for a moment to slip off my shirt, and he slips his off, blushing bright red while checking me out.
"Like something you see?"
"No."
I pout. "You don't mean that." I smirk as I grab a handful of his erect crotch area, making him moan and glare.
I kiss his neck again, receiving soft moans from him as an award.
After a while of kissing and leaving hickies there, I trail down to his nipples, and quickly tease them by licking and gently biting them.
Dipper let's out more delicious moans, that are like music to my ears.
"St-stop teasing, B-Bill." He mumbles, grinding his hips against mine for some friction.
I let out a groan and grind on him harder, him moaning softly.
I trail kisses down to his stomach and stop once I get to his pants.
I look up at him as I teasingly pull the zipper down.
He groans at my slow pace and grows impatient, moving my face away and pulling them down himself.
I smirk at him. "Eager are we?"
He glares but that glare melts into a face of pure pleasure.
I've yanked his boxers down in a second and began pumping him quickly.
He leans his head against the wall and breathes in and out quickly.
"B-Bill. Ngh~" he moans, panting soon afterward.
I stop pumping and kiss the tip softly and slowly, wanting to tease him.
Then I stop altogether and look up at him, drinking in the sight before me. eyes are half lidded and filled with lust.
His lips are slightly parted. His hair is messy.
"B-Bill?" He asks me, bucking his hips up and groaning, wanting friction desperately.
"Beg for it, Pine Tree." He glares at me but I stop that by putting his tip in my mouth, swirling my tongue around it.
He moans and grunts when I pull off and look up expectantly.
"Please continue." He says quietly, his face red as a fire truck. We've done this kinda thing before, he's just always so shy about it. I don't mind though. I actually like it.
It's cute when he acts shy.
"Good boy." I purr, suddenly taking him all the way in my mouth.
He lets out a loud, low moan, making my own member in my pants twitch.
I ignore myself for now, and focus on pleasuring Dipper.
He moans and pants and yanks my hair softly as I deep throat him.
"Bill, I'm gonna c-cum." He pants, titling his head back in pleasure.
I moan onto his member, knowing it'll tip him over the edge.
It works perfectly.
As soon as I do that, he grunts and then yells my name as his seed fills my mouth.
I swallow it all, pleased with the sweet and salty taste.
"You taste great, Pine Tree." I purr, licking the corners of my mouth to make sure I didn't miss any.
He blushes and suddenly shoves me to the floor, pinning me down.
"My turn." He growls, snatching my pants and boxers off.
I've never seen him be dominant in the bedroom.
It's kinda hot. A lot hot.
I pant as I feel his warm fingers wrap around my member, slowly stroking.
"You like that, Bill?" He asks, stroking a little faster.
Unlike Dipper, I don't really have shame. "Yes!" I say enthusiastically, moaning soon afterward as he speeds up.
He continues pumping me until I come, yelling out his name as I shake with pleasure.
Much to my shock and delight, Dipper licks me clean of the cum and smiles at me.
"Love you, Bill." He says.
I wrap my arms around him and carry him to bed.
We snuggle up with each other.
"Love you too." I kiss his forehead and we both drift off to sleep.