Kat Confessions

9/21/12

Dear Lolo,

Let me get a few things straight. I'm naming you Lolo due to the death of my younger sister's pet tarantula. Wierd,right? Kendall is destined to be a freak. I'm glad I flushed that ugly spider down the toilet. Ooops! Don't tell Kendall!

Second, I bought you at my best friend Mia's personal thrift shop. If you see a billboard that says 'Pulluchu Paloma's Thrift Shop' I swear you'd just seen Mia's advertisement. Mia is wierd enough to make up a word called pulluchu. If you think thats wierd, look up Mia in the dictionary and here's your definition- Pretty freak who makes up words,has to-die-for hair,and loves music. That is so not a lie. My other best friend Tony (Toenie) is the responsible one. Although she has a boy name I am over-positive that she is a really confident girl. Right now I feel like I just called Tony a boy. I think that is stupid.

I am Katherine btw. People call me Kat. The girls I just described are my best and closest friends (I didn't mean Kendall). Kendall is my sister who had a tarantula. What I hate is that Lolo (the spider,not you) sneaks into my room and in my bed. That is what I call a death threat! I do know this afternoon Kendall will be getting a new insect. She's planning to get 5 mosquitos and 2 slugs. Kendall is bug-obsessed. She tried to eat a caterpillar until my mom banned bugs in the house. For Christmas, my mom bought Kendall a small storage container. Kendall kept Lolo in there until I flushed him down. Instead of going to the insect farm, I decided to help Mia with her shop. So in 1 hour I'll be making sandwiches and flyers. So I'll write in you during break. I hope you don't mind that I put a cookie inside of you (The Paloma family chocolate chip cookies are to die for!)