GUESS WHAT! 2000 internet points?

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Hi ummm yeah I had a rough 20th day and ugh! Drama bomb say wut! Love y'all and yeah!

*Kaline*

RayBand has got to be the weirdest person in the world,I mean seriously! I heard her just out sass the sass master! Oh goodness!! I seriously can't take her to any of these types of things.

"Did you have a nice pee?"I asked her raising my eyebrow at her.

"Yes I did!"She replied putting her hands on her hips.

She is the weirdest person in the world! I mean speaking her thoughts out loud! Ughhhhhhhhh......

I looked over at Liam,so perfect! I mean.......um......pie. Okay so I might have a tiiiinnnnnyyy liiiiiittttttlllleee crush on Liam. I mean the tiniest one,yeah.

I pulled Liam over to the side.

"Hey! I wanted to ask you about your girlfriend!"I said shivering slightly when I said girlfriend.

Horrible! Just plain horrible!

"Oh! She is great! Her name is Danelle,but you knew that. She's a dancer and part time model and you will love her! She's amazing!"He said with a smile on his face.

Even if I'm awkward I can still find a good topic!

"That's gr-"I was cut off by Lou.

"YOU DO NOT OUT SASS ME!"He screamed.

Oh god! Please don't tell me that's with RayBand! That can't be,she's not that bad is she?

"Don't make me bring Kell over! She is the Master of Comebacks(2000 internet points for you if you can remember what that came from!!!!!)!" RayBand screamed back.

Oh god she is wanting to bring out my sass side!

"Bring her over! I can take her!"Lou screamed back.

Oh no he didn't!

"How dare you think you can take me!"I yelled walking over to him snapping my fingers.

"I don't THINK I can take you! I KNOW I can!"He said back.

"Oh really?! I betcha you didn't even think that up,you probably googled it!"I said getting in his face.

"I did NOT!"Lou said putting a hand over his heart.

"That's a comeback that a 3 year old would think of!"I yelled.

He just ran over to Niall and stole his donut.

"Think fast,Maria!"He yelled giving me the pastry.

"My name's not Maria!"I yelled back and just calmly walked over to Niall.

I pushed Niall down in his seat. All he did was look over at me with a shocked expression. He didn't think I was strong enough.

"Niall,it is not good to be so upset over a pastry! Now you need to say please or I will not give you it back."I said to the blonde boy.

"Oh come ON!I'm taller than you!"He said.

I was only 5'2 so I was pretty short! I didn't care though. (Mwahaha I'm taller!-guess who)

"Now,Niall. That is not nice to say,what if I didn't like my height and you just rubbed that in my face?"I asked in a motherly voice.

I can be a mother if I want to. Even ask RayBand.

"Oh god! Mother Kellian is here!"RayBand sighed.

Niall just laughed.

"Please can I have my donut?"He asked.

"Of course!"I said handing him his donut.

"Here!"He said breaking of half of the donut.

"Thanks!"I said smiling.

I love donuts! I LOVE THEM! Oh god! Change my name to RayBand because I might be her!

"Noo problem!"Niall said smiling.

He's nice,in a cute "school girl crush" kinda thing. I ran over to RayBand.

"GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?"I screamed shaking her.

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Sorry for the shortness I really like writing these things but ya know,CLIFF HANGER! And stuff. Let's just see what Lila thinks up next chapter!

Wow. Now I have to think hard about the next chapter! SO MUCH WORK!!! AND YOU LEFT ME A CLIFFHANGER!! CURSES!! *shakes fist in air* I told ya fate hates me! :P

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