You look to the door as it opens, and watch as 4 figures shuffle through. You observe them, and their facial expressions as they look at Undyne, and then toward you. Less than moments later, here you are, sat, coffee in hand, with 4 monsters all before you. "We got a new human around!" Undyne cheers, looking victoriously at you, while also eyeing you as if you were prey. You inspect each monsters face. There's a tall, goat lady, smiling fondly at Undyne as she cheers, a motherly kind of smile. She wears a majestic purple dress with a large symbol on it, one you recognise as the Delta rune. Next to her, a small child, with a striped t-shirt. They had yellowy skin, and you can immediately tell that they're this Frisk that was on the news so much!
Looking to the other side of Undyne, you see a small reptilian creature, entirely yellow, with glasses and a large labcoat on. She is, in short, quite the cutie. She looks flustered slightly, and nervously plays with her hands, glancing at Undyne with a loving gaze every now and then. You smile as you realise why she's so nervous, she liked Undyne! Turning your attention away from them, you focus on the final 2 monsters. Both skeletons, one very tall, and another rather short. The tall one is enthusiastically nodding at Undyne as she pulls and tugs at your arm repeatedly, rambling on about humans and etc etc. He has a nice looking orange hoodie on, reading 'cool dude' on the first. It feels as if it should be a small child's hoodie, but its very nice all the less.
And the final monster. Wearing a blue hoodie, and what you think are black shorts, but you cant tell over the table. He's....asleep? In his hand, he has a ketchup bottle, and his face is down on the table. He looks like he's sleeping.
-Twitch-
You quickly pull your hat back in place as your hat moves slightly. Nobody notices, but you swear as you tear your eyes away from the small skeleton there is a slight, barely noticeable flash of blue. Undyne notices you looking at him, and everyone else, and then pauses mid-sentence. "SO YE- Oh, shoulda introduced you first right?" She grins, closing her eye, and you nod. She points at each one enthusiastically. "Toriel, Frisks' mum!" She takes the goats hand and shakes it enthusiastically. Caringly, Toriel takes Undyne's and peels it away from Toriels' grasp. She nods at you, courteously. 'The child, Frisk, mimics her, and also bows, knocking their head on the table.
"ARE YOU ALRIGHT, HUMAN?!" You slightly wince, as the tall skeletons, equally tall, voice rings out. Your pretty sure your hearing just got radically decreased. Frisk nods, and pats his arm reassuringly. The tall skeleton turned to you. "I'M PAPYRUS! AND THAT, LAZY BONES" He pauses, and casts a slightly worried glance at the smaller skeleton - "IS MY OLDER BROTHER, SANS!" He exclaims proudly, grabbing Sans' shoulder and shaking him wildly. He doesn't wake up from his slumber though.
"And this" Undyne hugs the reptilian creature, who gushes wildly. "Is my wife, Alphys!" She plants a kiss on her forehead, and laughs when she begins to blush.
"I-it's ni-ice to m-meet you..." Alphys stutters, and I plaster the smile on my face again, the polite one, turning to her.
"Nice to meet you too, Alphys. I'm...." You hesitate for a moment. Should you risk telling them your name? Why the hell not, it's unlikely you'll be able to hold out long, thinking about it. "_______" you say finally, and Undyne looks impressed.
"SUCH A HUMAN NAME!" She yells, laughing. You nod slightly, and finish off your remaining coffee. You've already paid the bill, you could leave now if you wanted to. But something is telling you to stay for just a bit longer. You decide not to, and slowly grab your bag. Slinging it over your shoulder you stand up. "Where you going, ______?" Undyne asks, and you just shrug, feeling your claws digging into your backpacks shoulder strap. You hadn't bit your nails at all, and now they were too long. Almost painfully long, or sharp at least. You could claw someone's eye out.
YOU ARE READING
Undertale - Patient Zero - Reader Insert
Teen FictionYou've never really been normal. But any chance you had of normal? Right of the window when you meet these crazy monsters. (SORRY THE BOOK COVER LOOKS CRAPPY, IT WAS LIKE A 5 MINUTE JOB.))