The Thoughts of an Intellectually Absurd Teenager

Rant 02

●MY FRIEND NAMED DISAPPOINTMENT●

You flicking, catastrophic liar of a racoon! You can't do this to me! You can't! Leave me alone! You can't just drop dead and slap me in the face at my doorstep.

I know he was supposed to take me to the movies tonight and I know that he canceled on the last minute and I cried.

But that gives you NO right to just come in here and wedge yourself between me and my brother's relationship, taking me for the win. I'm so sick of you coming into my life and creeping into each and every freaking interaction I have with a human being.

What do what me to do? What do you want me to say? Say you won? Okay. You won. We are now officially closer than any person on this planet. We are best friends. We know each other like the back of our hands. Is that what you wanna hear?

I'm tired of failing. I'm tired of waiting. I'm tired of crying for a reason I think is stupid. I'm tired of you being the only one by my side.

You are pathetic. You are the worst friend there is. Go duck someone else's life up, but not mine. I've had enough of you to last me a lifetime! So just leave and find a new best friend.

Because I've already got mine.