Today at lunch I really wanted to eat tacos. Well unfortunately at school they served us some really gross ham and mashed potatoes. Needless to say I was not very happy and decided to ask lunch lady Delbert why they continue to serve us crap on a cracker.
"So why do you guys keep serving us crap on a cracker?" I asked angrily.
"What are you talking about this food is delicious and nutritious!" Lunch lady Delbert replied.
The smugness in lunch lady Delbert's voice was more than enough for me to want to get into a fight. I had had enough.
"Well if this food is so delicious and nutritious, why don't you open your fat mouth and eat it." I said angrily.
"We do not have to eat the food we just prepare it," lunch lady Delbert replied sarcastically.
That did it, I went into complete beast taco mode and grabbed a spoonful of mashed potatoes and shoved them down lunch lady Delbert's mouth. He began to choke, what I did not know what that lunch lady Delbert was allergic to potatoes and he went into anaphylactic shock. Quickly someone grabbed his epi pen and saved his life. Meanwhile I started a food fight and ran out of the cafeteria.
