you sit next to jacob in all of your classes. yes, the musically God jacob sartorius sit next to you in all of your classes. after one day of school, he comes to your locker and says "hey babygirl *smirk* *licks lips* wanna go over my house after school?😏" "isn't your baby sitter their?" you say. "fuck off you little bitch only on weekends" "oh" you say. you follow him to your bus and get ready to get it on.
as soon as you get home, he pins you against his front door. he leaves a trail of kisses as he takes off your pants. but then he hears a notification from your phone. "I ROAST JACOB AGAIN*DISS TRACK*" by ricegum (more like riceGOD) comes up. you hide your phone but jacob sees the title. he says "YOU HOE ASS BITCH. WHATS NEXT?" then your phone goes off again. "THE CRINGEIST KID EVER ON THE INTERNET" by leafyishere shows up. how jacob is angry.
"get out you stupid hoe😠😠😠" jacob says. you leave, but the whole time you just wanted his sweatshirt.