30 seriously funny school jokes comin' up!
1. I thought id tell you of the three holes in the ground. You haven't heard it? Well, well, well.
2. Where's your homework?
It blew out of my hand.
I see and why are you late?
I had to wait ages for the wind to
get stong enough.
3. You should have been here at 9!
Why what happened?
4. Why was six afraid of seven, because seven ate nine
5. Whats a polygon? A dead parrot.
6. What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!
7. Have you had your maths homework marked yet?
Yes im afraid you didnt do very well.
8. Which queen burped the most? Queen hictoria!
9. How was the roman empire divided? With a pair of caesers.
10. Can you name something special which didn't exist 100 years ago?
Me!
11. What did Napoleon become on his 41st birthday? A year older!
12. How does a mummy doorbell work? Toot and come in.
13. Where do snowmen come online?
The winternet!
14. How did the keyboard get out of prison? He used his escape key.
15. Its rock cakes for pudding, take you pick!
I don't need a pick i need a hammer and chisel!
16. How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it down a hill!
17. What do snowmen have for lunch? Icebergers.
18. This tastes funny.
Then why aren't you laughing?
19. What sits in custard looking grumpy? Apple grumble!
20. What is the capital of America? A.
21. Where is Hadrians wall? At the end of Hadrians garden!
22. Where do american cows live? Moo York!
23. Have you ever seen a duchess?
Yes it was the same as an English S.
24. Whats the fastest country in the world? Russia.
25. What does a nucler scientist have for lunch? Fission chips.
26. Where does the chemistry teacher wash the dishes? In the zinc.
27. Which composer was good at opening doors? Handel.
28. Sign on the music room door:
Gone out Choppin, Bach in 5.
29. What do you call an Amercan drawing? A yankee doodle!
30. What do elephants like to play? Squash!
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